So it begins...

I have got permission from The Electric Wizard to start stand up comedy, but on the condition upon my failure, I have to forfeit my soul to the forest. To spend the rest of my life as a great White Hawk Moth, a guardian of the woods against lucifers children, who seek to wreak havoc on animals that call the woodland their home. I pointed out that I pretty much do this all ready, just not as a Hawk Moth, and he said, "oh". He then threatened to hand me over to the KGB for my crimes in the Cold War, when my fighting fame was at its most prowess. After to agreeing to the terms and signing in blood, he disappeared with a flash of lightning and a roar of thunder. And so began the Adventures of Jack Edward Greengrass King of The Gypsies.